anachrolex (10:58:26 PM): whatup, stork
anachrolex (10:58:34 PM): how's the coffee industry?
WinnieC01 (10:58:53 PM): not bad....care to tell me who you are?
anachrolex (10:59:14 PM): i'm a friend of a friend of a friend of...you know...
anachrolex (10:59:27 PM): we're all one big happy family.
WinnieC01 (10:59:37 PM): uh huh...do you have a name?
anachrolex (11:00:13 PM): i did, but it went thru the wash and now it's all in bits and pieces all over my pleather pants.
anachrolex (11:00:26 PM): how was the prom?
WinnieC01 (11:00:27 PM): hmmm that's a shame
WinnieC01 (11:00:33 PM): it was a lot of fun
anachrolex (11:00:52 PM): i hope you kept certain people in line.
anachrolex (11:01:07 PM): if you know what i'm sayin...
WinnieC01 (11:01:08 PM): like who?
WinnieC01 (11:01:32 PM): well, no one got drunk or got their grove on in my group
WinnieC01 (11:01:45 PM): *groove
anachrolex (11:02:37 PM): right. that's probably for the best.
WinnieC01 (11:02:57 PM): indeed
anachrolex (11:03:11 PM): so when are you going to get me the hookup on that iced mocha i've been asking about?
anachrolex (11:03:22 PM): i'm dyin here.
WinnieC01 (11:03:47 PM): iced mocha, iced mocha I'm trying to think of who I've had iced mocha conversations with
anachrolex (11:04:21 PM): well, add me to the list.
anachrolex (11:04:29 PM): your bad list, that is...
WinnieC01 (11:05:36 PM): well you're on my buddy list....what have you done that's been bad????
anachrolex (11:06:36 PM): well...i've made some lame excuses for skipping graduation parties...
WinnieC01 (11:07:12 PM): anything else?
anachrolex (11:08:34 PM): umm....i don't know if I want to say....
WinnieC01 (11:08:59 PM): uh oh
anachrolex (11:09:18 PM): do you really want to know?
WinnieC01 (11:09:45 PM): sure, maybe I can figure you out then
anachrolex (11:10:21 PM): ok.
anachrolex (11:10:37 PM): i'm making some fiendish plans for an upcoming camping trip.
anachrolex (11:10:46 PM): muhahaha
WinnieC01 (11:11:29 PM): oh my, are you graduating this year or next year?
WinnieC01 (11:12:42 PM): or did you already graduate??
anachrolex (11:13:30 PM): my life is one big gradual graduation of grad-tuitousness
WinnieC01 (11:13:56 PM): one more question...are you a girl or a guy?
anachrolex (11:14:03 PM): i'm...
anachrolex (11:14:07 PM): BOTH.
anachrolex (11:14:20 PM): you know what?
WinnieC01 (11:14:50 PM): what?
anachrolex (11:14:56 PM): i really don't like talking to storks.
anachrolex (11:15:04 PM): i can barely understand them.
WinnieC01 (11:15:05 PM): why is that?
WinnieC01 (11:15:16 PM): what don't you understand?
anachrolex (11:15:22 PM): what?
WinnieC01 (11:15:58 PM): nevermind
anachrolex (11:16:07 PM): i can't hear you...your legs are too long.
anachrolex (11:16:09 PM): come again?
anachrolex (11:16:29 PM): so...about that iced mocha.
anachrolex (11:16:35 PM): you open tomorrow morning, right?
WinnieC01 (11:16:40 PM): nope
anachrolex (11:17:00 PM): that was part of the deal, remember?
WinnieC01 (11:17:10 PM): but I won't be there
anachrolex (11:17:59 PM): what the hell is more important?
WinnieC01 (11:18:16 PM): I have school
anachrolex (11:19:48 PM): i thought you were a senior...don't you have a cedar point obligation or something like that? or someone's condo to overtake?
WinnieC01 (11:20:12 PM): no no, already did all of that
anachrolex (11:21:17 PM): but you're supposed to be wreaking havoc on the administration and setting fires and overturning cars and all that stuff that i did when i was a senior.
anachrolex (11:21:20 PM): what's with this "I have school crap" ?
WinnieC01 (11:21:58 PM): I suppose i'm just not as rebellious as you
anachrolex (11:22:33 PM): probably because your legs are too long. i've heard that's linked to behavioral traits.
anachrolex (11:22:37 PM): like cowardice!
anachrolex (11:22:43 PM): muhahaha
WinnieC01 (11:22:53 PM): probably
anachrolex (11:23:01 PM): oh wait. i have freakishly long legs just like you do...
anachrolex (11:23:03 PM): hmmmmm
WinnieC01 (11:23:18 PM): oh you do??? then you must know of my pain
anachrolex (11:23:59 PM): your "pain" of being able to walk right over fire hydrants without breaking stride? you call that pain?
anachrolex (11:24:04 PM): I call it...
anachrolex (11:24:38 PM): supreme being...stuff.
WinnieC01 (11:24:46 PM): ahhh
anachrolex (11:27:29 PM): well i'll let you get on with your long-legged, "i have school", not-going-to-graduation-parties life.
WinnieC01 (11:28:00 PM): oh i'll be going to graduation parties
anachrolex (11:28:17 PM): oh yes, you'll be going...
anachrolex (11:28:28 PM): but you skipped the BEST!
WinnieC01 (11:29:01 PM): who's was that????
anachrolex (11:30:07 PM): my partner in crime.
anachrolex (11:30:16 PM): you have offended me
anachrolex (11:30:20 PM): you have offended my family
anachrolex (11:30:27 PM): and you have offended the shaolin temple.
anachrolex (11:30:31 PM): prepare to die.
WinnieC01 (11:30:39 PM): I'm ready
anachrolex (11:31:29 PM): ah...i can't do that. i'll let you graduate first.
WinnieC01 (11:32:16 PM): well thanks that's very kind of you
anachrolex (11:32:53 PM): i do what i can. be thankful that you have freakishly long legs. some of your friends may not be so lucky.
anachrolex (11:33:06 PM): those with short legs shall be...how you say...
anachrolex (11:33:13 PM): "buried alive"???
anachrolex (11:33:28 PM): muhahaha
WinnieC01 (11:34:48 PM): uh oh, you better not hurt them
anachrolex (11:35:05 PM): and why is that?
WinnieC01 (11:35:17 PM): cause I said
anachrolex (11:36:00 PM): "ooooh. winnie cooper scares me! oooh"
WinnieC01 (11:36:19 PM): blah blah
anachrolex (11:37:19 PM): well yeah. you have a long day of making iced mochas for me tomorrow, so get out of here and go to bed.
WinnieC01 (11:37:33 PM): eventually I will
anachrolex (11:41:47 PM): HEY! one more thing before i go iron my pleather pants...
WinnieC01 (11:41:57 PM): yes?
anachrolex (11:43:40 PM): if your short friends hug the car of my partner in crime, they'll be swimmin' with the fishes, capice??
WinnieC01 (11:44:13 PM): This is Dave isn't it???????
anachrolex (11:44:28 PM): muhahaha
WinnieC01 (11:44:45 PM): you know I thought that at first, but I wasn't sure
anachrolex (11:45:17 PM): i'll be waiting for that iced mocha.
anachrolex (11:45:22 PM): my long legs need it.
WinnieC01 (11:46:00 PM): haha, well now you'll get one
anachrolex (11:47:15 PM): i'll be waiting...
if you're around that significant other of yours, i'll run into you sooner or later.
WinnieC01 (11:47:44 PM): i'm sure I will be...but if you're ever in my car again you better behave better than you did last time
anachrolex (11:48:49 PM): ok. i'll try my best.
WinnieC01 (11:49:20 PM): last time you hit my door and wrote on my windows
anachrolex (11:49:52 PM): this time i'll hit your windows and write on your door!
WinnieC01 (11:51:03 PM): oh no!
WinnieC01 (11:51:08 PM): stay away from big red!!!
anachrolex (11:53:12 PM): big red's going to get chewed...
anachrolex (11:53:18 PM): and spit out.
WinnieC01 (11:53:39 PM): oh man!
WinnieC01 (11:53:44 PM): you're in trouble now
WinnieC01 (11:54:13 PM): I'm going to bed for now, but I'll get you later for that
anachrolex (11:54:20 PM): i'm just trying to improve my position on the list...
anachrolex (11:54:28 PM): aight then. have fun in "school."
anachrolex (11:54:33 PM): we'll see ya.
WinnieC01 (11:55:00 PM): oh, it's not a good position at all....alright, goodnight
WinnieC01 signed off at 11:55:25 PM.